Tiger get real! And like WHO AMONG you wouldn't say okay?

These long legged young hottie blonde girls... now who among you wouldn't say okay when they offer so seductively to come up to your hotel room to clean your club?

AND NOW, I'm catchin shit for what damned few of you would say NO to?    All of our gender know that monogomy is a TRAINED behavior, don't we?? 


50,000 years of spreading our genes to every cave girl we find-- just as Darwin  and our God-given urges told us to do-- and now we have to stay home?  Well, we go for PROGRESS, not PERFECTION on that one.


Are these media people just JEALOUS cuz I'm a boy-next-door  black and beautiful billionaire, and  every white woman in America wants to NAIL me?  Not my problem just because YOU can't handle it!


I'll take a few months handicap, but that's it!  Screw the tabloids and cable news!  Compared to me, they're no-talents, every one!   KNOW what else?  Trophy wives grow on trees... especially for the millions they'd earn just entertaining me until I get distracted by another one.  That's pretty good wages for a cocktail waitress or just pretend model, don't ya think?  Maybe they bitch too much!  Maybe they all just more peeps trying to make a living off of my talents?  Maybe you should check them out before you just trash ME.. when I'm so vulnerble?