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Dec 19, 2009

Govt Workers "work" less



A guy goes to the federal building to apply for a job.



The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"


He replies, "Yes- caffeine."


"Have you ever been in the military service?


 "Yes," he says "I was in Iraq for two years."


The interviewer says," That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."


Then he asks," Are you disabled in any way?"


The guy says, "Yes.  A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles.


The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M. every day."


The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why don't you want me to here until 10:00 A.M.?"


"This is a government job," the inter-viewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around  drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.



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