gender poetry

*A WOMAN'S POEM:*** Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong.. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won't be annoyed. Pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help me stand.. Oh send a king to make me queen. A man who loves to cook and clean.. I pray this man will love no other. and with diamonds and furs it's me he'll smother. *A MAN'S POEM:* I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big breasts who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing, hunting and drinking. I know this doesn't rhyme. I don't give a shit.