The things your kids teachers know about you!

Thirty years ago, our first child's Kindergarten teacher told us at a Roundup, "If you don't believe half of what your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe half of what your kid says happens at HOME!"

A good joke came to me today, reminding me of what Mrs. Bunk said so long ago:

A first grade girl handed in the following drawing for a homework assignment.

After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint.

I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm.

This photo is of me selling a shovel.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Betty Harrington