Johnson County's clogged arteries

I just hate getting around Johnson county. Every quarter mile, there's a traffic light, none timed with the previous one. Every traffic light has left-turn bays, meaning everybody gets a left turn signal. That means every intersection takes 2 minutes of waiting for the lights to cycle through.

Plus the whole county is filled with silver-haired widows driving the girls to lunch in their luxury cars at 20 miles an hour. Then the piecemeal construction slowing things down even MORE.

Makes it impossible for a working guy to get to a decent restaurant for lunch n back in just an hour... takes 20 minutes to drive five miles! Time for businesses to move back to Missouri or else pass a law keeping the Geritol for Lunch Bunch off the streets between twelve and one.!