Post Herm Chiefs Schedule & Rules

First of all, what an incredibly funny Star sports section headline:

HERMINATED! Now something I got from a friend last night:

Subject: CHIEFS 2009 SCHEDULE

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS 2009 SCHEDULE

September
13......................Raytown Junior High School
20......................Cub Scout Troop #101
27..................... K.C. Blind Academy

October
04.....................Spanish American War Vets
11.....................Crippled Children's Home
18.................... Eloise Mental Hospital
25.....................Girl Scout Troop # 353

November
01.....................Missouri Venereal Disease Clinic
08.....................Fraser Boys Choir
15.....................Korean Vets
22.....................National Hospital Pastorial Ministers
26.....................Overland Park Synchronized Swimming Team

SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December 08....................Brookside Gay Boys Club

** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **

1 - When playing polio patients, the Chiefs must not disconnect knee braces.

2 - When playing the Blind Academy , the Chiefs must not hide the football under their jerseys.


** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **

1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Chiefs fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.

2 - The Chiefs will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.

3 - The Chiefs will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.

4 - The Chiefs will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team .

5 - The Chiefs will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.

** NAME CHANGE **

The KANSAS CITY CHIEFS will be changed to the "KANSAS CITY TAMPONS" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.